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Want to know how well Aussie culture is doing at the moment? Want to know some interesting things about our past? Think Aussie culture needs to start updating itself for a more relevant future? Then this is the place for you. Welcome to The Urban Telegraph.

Urban Telegraph - August 2006

Beer ads- A Truly Australian Art Form

August 31st 2006 23:51
When I lived on campus I had two South American room mates and, as you do, we often compared notes on our respective countries. As much of this reflecting occured around the communal TV, one day the conversation inevitably turned to television. After the usual comments on how surprised they were about the amount of American TV there was they immediately went to cutting down everything about Australian television. It was boring, it was stupid, we didn’t have this, we had too much of that, even their Homer Simpson was funnier in South America, etc, etc ... They ended by saying that this terrible affliction was no more evident than in our television commercials which summed up everything that was bad about Australian TV. They could not understand how we put up with it, and they wouldn’t miss anything about their television viewing experience here.


Except our beer ads.

Our beer ads were the best they’d ever seen.

There have been two major cultural movements in Australia’s history. The first occured in the 1890's and was fueled by writers, poets and anybody else vaguely artistic as a call to nationalism in the lead up to Federation. You may have heard of a few of these artists. One was called Banjo Patterson. Another was called Henry Lawson. It was from this cultural project that the whole Bushman legend was created (back when we had bushman) and was declared the uniquely Australian character.
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One of the best examples of Aus beer ads



The second major cultural movement happened in and around the 1970s Australian film revival. This revival was fueled by artists helped by government funding that finally encouraged the development of our own culture and was helped by the lead up to the Bi-centenary in 1988 which was a source of huge national pride (at least for east coast people who weren’t aboriginal). The most visible and enduring part of this revival were the movie and television mini-series industries which tried to make up for the culturally bland previous half century by reinterpreting all the old sources of cultural pride in an effort to rediscover what being Australian was. For this reason they went back and drew on all the old symbols of the bush and the Bushman and made movies set in rural and outback locations. Although really successful the movie and mini-series revival soon petered out after it ran out of stories to reinterpret and we were left with a many stories about the bush and not too many about the coast or suburbs where we actually lived.
Fast forward a few decades and a lot of people believe that the ‘true’ Australian is one from the outback and that because they don’t exist anymore Australia doesn’t have a proper history or culture of its own that we can be truly proud of. We all live on the coast and in the suburbs now so all that bushman stuff can be resigned to history along with all the Australian characteristics that we used to have.

I don’t believe that this is true. The problem with Australia’s culture is that our development was interrupted by World War 1 and 2 which saw us wake up in the 1950s in a completely different world to the one all our previous myths came from. To make up for this people turned back to the symbols of the previous era and forgot that you’re supposed to be constantly reinterpreting them for the present day. When it comes down to it Australians haven’t completely changed- we’re still Australian the way we once were- it’s just that we cant recognise ourselves because of all the out-of-date Bushman imagery used to examine both Australians as we were and Australians as we are.
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Hoges- perhaps a bad example of a proper Australian beer ad


In my opinion, one of the few places where Australia has been authentically discussed is in our beer ads. Beer ads are suburban, they have our own unique sense of humour, contain all the bushman/larrikin characters that Australian myth contains and are relevant stories of our day to day lives. They haven’t got lost in sentimentalising the past but have got on with reinterpreting the present (and I think everyone would appreciate the irony of beer being the holder of a relevant Australian character).

Perhaps most importantly our beer ads are a form of expression unique to Australia. You go anywhere else in the world and you’ll find beer ads rarely step beyond the Big Three Bloke Issues- Women (usually in bikinis), Cars and Sport- but then you’ll come home to see 500 odd guys running across a huge field of grass in robes, pretending to take their beer seriously and just taking the piss out of themselves. For the rest of the world an ad like that is unusual but here you change the channel and you find another beer ad where a bloke bomb dives into a spa or throws our national symbol on a bbq or gets a lift home from the pub in a pizza delivery car. Our beer ads are unique, their funny and they’re something that is relevant to our lives and who we are today as Australians.

A few years back I asked one of my uni lecturers where you could find Australian beer ads and he said that he had tried to track them down but, because the advertising agencies owned the ads and not the beer companies, they were often just thrown away and not kept on record. Here was a lecturer in Australian Television Studies that couldn’t get his hands on beer ads!

Well no more. For the above reasons I’m going to put together what I hope will be the internet’s greatest tribute to Aussie beer ads. Thanks to the wonders of the internet and video clip sharing The Urban Telegraph is going to become a historical record of as many Australian beer ads as I can track down, starting tomorrow with an award winning number that was, quite literally, the best ad (over 30 seconds) in the world as voted by Cannes.

So stay tuned. The pride of Australian TV is about to go on display...
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This Weeks Top Twenty Movies

August 29th 2006 23:55
Awesome week for Kenny as word of mouth kicks in but quiet performances from the rest of the crew.

Top 20 Weekend Cinema Box Office Takings 24th - 27th August
Local Content Score- 4 of Top 20

It’s every low budget flick’s dream come true to have word-of-mouth that actually works and Kenny seems to have the magical touch. After it’s second full week of screening Kenny has increased it’s box office total by 11% for a haul of $403,668 and a grand total of $1,012,637. It lost a spot, dropping to eighth, but that doesn’t matter because it looks like we could have a popular comedy on our hands. Hooray!
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Kenny shows us where it's at.

Who knows how long the good form will continue but this is the sort of result that can earn you some editorial space in the papers. If you’re lucky that editorial coverage can then turn into hype and in box office land hype means more tickets sold. Here’s hoping that some hype does happen and Kenny can at least maintain its box office next week. If it can do that this little battler should be on its way to at least $2.5 million with the optimists looking at $3 million plus which would be awesome.

From Kenny it’s down to twelfth with Jindabyne earning $256,930 to crash through the $4 million barrier for $4,056,670 in total. That’s another decent fall of only 20% from last week which should see Jindabyne go on to make about $4.7 million all up. Not a massive total but it puts it on track to become title contender for highest grossing local film of 2006 which is not a bad string to your bow.

It was a large fall down to fourteenth where 2:37 is languishing. This movie was never really going to do that well and with a second week haul of $94,131 and a bad drop off of 29% it will be lucky to last another two weeks in the Top Twenty. With form like this 2:37 will be lucky to break $500,000 which makes you wonder why they even bother funding movies like this. Why not put that money to good use, like with more cheap Kenny style movies. At least they make their money back.

Finally, one place below 2:37 in fifteenth spot, was Ten Canoes. The ten intrepid watercraft managed to make $85,859 this week for a total of $2,719,956 after nine weeks in the Top Twenty. With tiny falls of 8% per week Ten Canoes could still be around for a fair while yet and it would be great to see it make $3 million although that is unlikely. We’ll just have to see.

So, another good week from local flicks with a total of $840,588 made across the board, taking the yearly total to about $13,154,690. Stay tuned next week to see if Kenny can continue increasing it’s box office take (or at least keep the falls low).


Aussie..Movies............Box..Office......C.S.......AVG.......WOC….... %.........…...Total

#8....Kenny..................$403,668........77.......$5,242..........2........11............$1,012,637

#12..Jindabyne............$256,930........85.......$3,023..........6........-20...........$4,056,670

#14..2:37......................$94,131.........51.......$1,846..........2........-29..............$306,310

#15..Ten..Canoes.....…$85,859..........58......$1,480..........8.....…-8........….$2,719,956



(C.S. = Cinema Screens, WOC = Weeks On Chart, % = % change since last week)

Check out Movie Marshal for the full chart.
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This Weeks Top Twenty Albums

August 28th 2006 23:44
Brand new local in at number one this week as Aussies prove that we don’t mind a bit of country music every now and then. Apart from that it was real quiet...

ARIA Album Chart Report- 28th August
Local Content Score- 5 of top 20

Big debut in at number one this week with Kasey Chamber’s new album Carnival going straight to number one and a nice shiny platinum. Not a bad effort from the country gal and continues the trend of folksy/bluesy/laid back pop doing incredibly well with Australians in the same vein of Pete Murray and Bernard Fanning.
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Kasey Chamber's Latest

Eskimo Joe have fallen to sixth along with Rogue Traders in at seventh. At this rate the Rogue Traders will have their next album out before their first one gets off the chart.

The Veronicas fell a few spots this week, finding them back down in thirteenth which is territory they were familiar before making their last bloody minded dash for the top five. I’m still not sure how an album goes from twenty fifth to seventh after forty weeks on the chart.

Behind the Brisvegan girls was Hugh Jackman’s Boy From Oz soundtrack in at fourteenth. I still cant believe Hugh got beaten for that Emmy. Ripped off! Not only was that other guy weird looking but I don’t even know what he won the award for. Hugh should have won.

But apart from that nothing much happened. Very quiet. Very, very quiet.

Head over to the ARIA site to see the whole chart.
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This Weeks Top Twenty TV Shows

August 23rd 2006 23:03
Aussie Idol starts to make its impact felt as football returns to the Top Twenty.

Top 20 Metropolitan TV Ratings 13th -19th August

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This Weeks Top Twenty Movies

August 22nd 2006 23:45
There was a massive five Australian movies in the Top Twenty this week as Kenny takes up the baton as the highest earning local.

Top 20 Weekend Cinema Box Office Takings 17th - 20th August

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This Weeks Top Twenty Albums

August 21st 2006 23:34
A shake up at the top this week as a local movie star makes it into the Top Twenty.

ARIA Album Chart Report- 21st August

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Kenny Preview

August 21st 2006 03:19
Kenny
If you’re going to make a film in Australia than it usually has to be something bizarre and quirky just to get noticed and I think this has got to be one of the most bizarre and quirky ideas we’ve had since The Cars That Ate Paris. Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the world of portable human waste disposal- Kenny’s world.
Kenny movie poster

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Footy Legends Preview

August 21st 2006 03:01
Time for some more shameless promotion and this week it’s the two comedies, Footy Legends and Kenny. Yeah, they’re both out in the cinemas already so it’s a bit late to pretend to do a preview but I don’t care, so there.

Footy Legends

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This Weeks Top Twenty TV Shows

August 18th 2006 00:01
Aussie Idol returns to Australian TV but perhaps not as successfully as they hoped.

Top 20 Metropolitan TV Ratings 23rd- 29th July

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This Weeks Top Twenty Movies

August 17th 2006 23:55
It's very late. I blame Uni.

Jindabyne keeps doing well but things get drastic for Footy Legends.

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This Weeks Top Twenty Albums

August 15th 2006 00:25
Someone should tell The Rogue Traders and The Veronicas that what they’re doing is defying the Law of Sales.

ARIA Album Chart Report- 14th August

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Two Twisted Preview

August 14th 2006 04:32
Two Twisted
This blog was started with a couple of aims, one of those aims being the promotion of Australian culture, and it’s about time some promotion started happening.

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How Aussie Box Office is Comparing

August 12th 2006 06:34
For those who may be wondering how the local film industry has been going in relation to previous years I’ve done up a simple graph to compare the last twenty years of box office takings. It’s not the most scientific way of doing things and the figures are a bit dodgy (when I put the list together I left out movies I thought weren’t that Australian- e.g. Queen of the Damned and The Phantom- but then forgot what films I’d left out. There were only a half dozen or so) and I left out all films earning less than $800,000 but, dodginess to the contrary, it does give a fairly accurate picture of what’s going on.

One important aspect of the graph is the second blue line. Successful Aussie box office years have a nasty habit of being dominated by one-off hits that outweigh all other releases for the year. Because of this I’ve added the lower line that shows what the figures are like without the top rating movie of that year. Hence 1986 is dominated by Crocodile Dundee and 1995 is dominated by Babe, both movies single handedly creating that years box office total.

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This Weeks Top Twenty TV Shows

August 9th 2006 22:14
Big Brother dominated last week as it wrapped things up and Friday Night Football made an appearance as we get to the business end of the football season.

Top 20 Metropolitan TV Ratings 23rd- 29th July

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This Weeks Top Twenty Movies

August 8th 2006 23:57
Big week as three local films make it to the top twenty. That’s right, three Aussie movies!


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This Weeks Top Twenty Albums

August 8th 2006 00:07
NOT happy.

ARIA Album Chart Report- 31st July

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Got an interesting package in the mail a few days ago- my very own copy of the first episode of Criminal Minds, the latest blockbuster show out of America to show us how to be more intelligent criminals.

It came as a mass letterbox drop, sent out to every household in my little piece of suburban utopia and no doubt to most residents of Australia’s major capital cities. Lately Channel 7 have been going gangbusters in their attempts to wipe Channel 9 from the ratings map and I have to congratulate them on their creativity as receiving a DVD in the mail definitely got my attention. More than that though it’s drawn the focus to what broadcasters have to go through to sell a TV show these days. Enter a certain girl by the name of Yasmin.

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Football Wars Part 5- Rugby League

August 4th 2006 00:02
Yeah, these articles are getting longer and longer- sorry about that- but uni is upon me and I dont have the time to cut it back. Or check for mistakes.
If there are some please feel free to comment.
Also, 'the greatest game' (or TGG) is apparently the monniker for rugby league, it's just used more by Poms than Australians. It's a bit weird but I needed a monnicker so I used it...

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This weeks Top Twenty TV chart

August 3rd 2006 00:03
Fairly quiet week as Medical Emergency reestablishes itself in at second and locals take out eight of the top ten spots.


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This Weeks Box Office

August 2nd 2006 00:01
A healthy little week in box office land as Jindabyne hangs in at fourth and Ten Canoes breaks the $2 million mark in at eleventh.


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This weeks top twenty albums

August 1st 2006 00:08
Insanity prevails as Eskimo Joe is knocked from the top spot by an American high school musical soundtrack, Rogue Traders and The Veronicas make it forty weeks in the Top Twenty and Evermore decide they’re not Kiwis after all.

ARIA Album Chart Report- 31st July

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