damianback from the dead
March 31st 2010 01:25
Just as the phoenix rose from the ashes, so too has this blogger attempted self-exculpation (whatever the hell that means, but it sounds impressive) in an attempt to re-enter the blogging fray.
In an attempt to guage public support for this latest move, Urban telegraph spoke to a number of celebrities to get their perspective:
Pope Benedict: "I don't know what self-exculpation means, but if one must do this sort of thing, it's always better to do it by ones self rather than give in to the temptations of the altar boys' change room"
Glenn Stevens: "The speculation about rising interest rates inherent in your line of questioning is quite disturbing. Go stand in the corner and stop blowing house pricing bubbles"
Michael Clarke: 'Look, I don't care if you did shag her mate, just piss off and stop knocking on my door. It's 3 in the bloody morning!"
All in all not the most overwhelmingly enthusiastic response, however perhaps the orble readership will be more generous...
In an attempt to guage public support for this latest move, Urban telegraph spoke to a number of celebrities to get their perspective:
Pope Benedict: "I don't know what self-exculpation means, but if one must do this sort of thing, it's always better to do it by ones self rather than give in to the temptations of the altar boys' change room"
Glenn Stevens: "The speculation about rising interest rates inherent in your line of questioning is quite disturbing. Go stand in the corner and stop blowing house pricing bubbles"
Michael Clarke: 'Look, I don't care if you did shag her mate, just piss off and stop knocking on my door. It's 3 in the bloody morning!"
All in all not the most overwhelmingly enthusiastic response, however perhaps the orble readership will be more generous...
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