damianglobal financial crisis - how much do you know?
October 8th 2008 05:51
Here is a little quiz to see whether you really know your stuff when it comes to the current global economic situation.
1. The 'credit crunch' is
a) technology related to the manufacture of potato chips
b) a sit up performed by someone else on your behalf
c) a move sometimes performed during the act of snatching a handbag
d) the sound made when you eat your bankcard in the vague hope it may help you escape your spiraling debts.
2. Ensuring liquidity in the banking system refers to
a) addressing concerns that there may not be enough booze for the executives Christmas party
b) leaving a note for the tea lady to the effect that if you find lumps in your coffee one more time, she can find another job.
c) hiring a plumber to fix the broken tap in the bank's tea room.
d) maintaining the ability of banks to piss on consumers.
1. The 'credit crunch' is
a) technology related to the manufacture of potato chips
b) a sit up performed by someone else on your behalf
c) a move sometimes performed during the act of snatching a handbag
d) the sound made when you eat your bankcard in the vague hope it may help you escape your spiraling debts.
2. Ensuring liquidity in the banking system refers to
a) addressing concerns that there may not be enough booze for the executives Christmas party
c) hiring a plumber to fix the broken tap in the bank's tea room.
d) maintaining the ability of banks to piss on consumers.
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